Now winter is here, it got me thinking... How can those of us who ski become better?
Want to be up there with Lindsey Vonn, Candide et al this winter?
1. Wear bright clothes
Secondly, it is a proven fact (maybe) that the brighter your vintage all in one is, the faster you ski and the cooler you look.
Extra speed points if you accessorise with a FILA headband.
2. Never french fry when you're meant to pizza
3. Push that comfort zone... and skeleton
You absolutely CAN land that switch triple rodeo 1440.
You may not have meant to do either of them, but these things happen...
4. Avoid snowboarders
1. Don't make eye contact
2. Make no sudden movements
3. Appear as large, bright and as tall as possible - those garish one pieces will help here
4. Remain calm
5. If approached, play dead